Ultimate Procrastination List

Here's a super list of activities which are guaranteed to let me put off writing my lab report (which coincidentally is due in 7 DAYS) for as long as possible
:drum roll:
1. Making this blog and posting a super list of activities guaranteed to let me put off writing my lab report
2. Watching repeats of Top Gear on Dave and BBC Three
3. Cleaning my room and changing my bedsheets that have been there for several weeks (urgh)
4. Watching every single series of America's Next Top Model to date
5. Arguing with my housemate about the volume of the television
6. Arguing with my housemate about why his handwriting is SHIT and mine is better (his b's look like l's and his r's like n's for crying out loud)
7. Arguing with my housemate about the name of my blog (I was gonna name it Banana Breaded Bated Breath)
8. Attempting to cook vegetable soup
9. Waiting for Bleach episode 150 to download
10. Sleeping until 2pm, then lying in bed and staring at the ceiling till 3pm
11. Writing a To Do List filled with stuff that I definitely won't end up doing
12. Looking up survey of Worst Jobs in the UK (I think fisherman was in there somewhere)
13. Chewing my fingernails (my nail cutter is broken)
14. Trying to learn how to play Life Is Like A Boat on piano
15. Looking up prices of cars I would like to buy even though I have no money, no job and no provisional license
16. Searching random words on urbandictionary.com (see Land of No Return for my entry)
17. Trying to come up with a nickname for my annoying housemate (dickhead and twerp is getting old)
18. Checking Google Earth to see if there's any place in the world called Bum (it's in Kandahar, Afghanistan)
19. Writing a list of things I would be buying people and myself for Christmas if I had more than 1 pence in my account
20. Having a quick flick through Asterix and Cleopatra (ah, the nostalgia)
21. Surf Wikipedia for anything and everything not to do with my lab report. Current searches: flavours of jelly beans, tax evasion, King Henry VIII Wives

Well, that killed off a good ten minutes. My lab book continues to sit next to me untouched and unloved, crying out for my attention, 'read me!' it cries, 'read meeee!' I don't wanna, I still haven't stared at the ceiling enough. Ah, ceiling...